eribro:

“Cronus is a rapist!”

“WWEH WWEH IM ERIDAN BUCKETS NYEH XD”

“Feferi is SOOOOO INNOCENT OH MY GOSH, SO NICE 24/7 NEVER A BITCH!!”

“Mituna is such a mentally disabled cutie pie that wouldn’t hurt anyone! NO CUSSING AROUND THE BABY!!”

danceswithsharks:

500daysofevilexes:

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

• making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
• changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
• a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

95% of you won’t want this on your blog. Reblog if you’re the 5% who care about the victims of The Animes.

I’m not afraid to admit… I was once under the influence of The Animes. Please reblog this so people can learn to live barely active, nearly healthy lives again, like me.

dave-motherfucking-strider:

puddicchi:

showmethegoat:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

timid-crescendo:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

Has anyone thought about the fact that

DAD only has a nose

MOM only has a mouth

and BRO only has eyes

together they make a whole face

too hot to handle

If this is going to become i thing i think im going to cry

God fucking damn it guys, it’s only noon!

who the fuck brought this back

twerkfordirk:

xxxcronusamporas:

arsenic—-katnep:

armageddon2:

hussie is a genius.

it’s amazing how far Homestuck has come- and holy shit man, you came this whole way with it! but why…?

i have a theory why, actually.

have you ever heard of the “Agatha Christie Code”? for people who have no idea who Agatha Christie is: she’s widely considered one of the world’s best selling novelists. 

the Christie Code is the theory that the main reason her books were popular (and still are, 25+ years after her death) is that they are literally addictive 

so what is the Code, and how does it relate to Homestuck?

the Code consists of a few elements key to her writings:

1. lengthy establishing descriptions at the beginning of the book
2. quick dialogue and action towards the middle and end of the book
3. simple phrasing, and a lot of repetition of both words and themes
4. but most importantly… the use of 9+ characters

why 9 characters?

according to a documentary about Christie’s methods, the human mind can only devote focus to between 5 and 9 things/people/plotlines at a time.

past that, the reader will go into an actual unfocused hypnotic trance. they become overloaded with the cast of characters, and the intricate red herrings, and all the repeated words, and soon they are motherfuckin entrenched in that bitch

look back at that list of elements ^ and you’ll realize that every single one of them applies to Homestuck: the simple format catches you, the shit getting real keeps you, the memes indoctrinate you, and Hivebent seals the deal.

i repeat: hussie is a genius.

holy shit

thetrickytrickster:

fuudz:

sinshana:

fuudz:

sinshana:

fuudz:

sinshana:

(◕︿◕ )

…✿

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ✿     You dropped this

(◕△◕ ) !!!

( ´ ▽ ` )~✿   (◕﹏◕ ) T-thank you

(◕﹏◕✿) ヘ(´ ▽ `  ) please take care of it okay?

(✿◕‿◕)  (´ ▽ ` ノ)

..Okay

(✿◕‿◕)  ヾ( ´ ▽ `  )  I need to go now, please stay safe!

(✿◕‿◕)                                           (  ´ ▽ `  )

(✿◕‿◕)  

 

(✿ ///////)  

this is the fucking cutest thing make with japanese emotes omg

homestuckresources:

Anonymous asked homestuckresources:

make both of the “is there a good chance of us finding the burger king” ask and the “i found the burger king” ask rebloggble together

yeah i think this deserves to be rebloggable tbh holy fucking shit

sovennix:

sinoverseer:

all these people complaining about Wii U fit trainer being white….

like um, yes she is white.

SHE IS LITERALLY WHITE

SHE IS NOT CAUCASION

SHE IS THE COLOR WHITE.

8|

its like homestuck all over again

(Source: lady-yuna7)

tunetechgoghead:

predicamentsleuth:

it was one year ago today that the fandom received a very shocking revelation

look how far we’ve come kids

fuck i feel old againnnn

sass-master-kanaya:

turntechgivinhead:

10knotes:

niknak79:

The Bad dad more looks fun

dont you mean—

THE NOISE I JUST MADE